Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

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Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.

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In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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Holding back your sarcastic replies takes a lot of inner strength.

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Elect a clown, expect a circus.

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If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it.

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My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

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People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

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It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

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I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

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My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.