Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good? Posted onMay 16, 2024May 16, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppHear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job. Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population. Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression. The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking. I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.