Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?

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They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

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Getting a random boner is a bit funny. Like, what is it, boy? What do you see?

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Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

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Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

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Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

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Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.

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Just drank a big glass of water, and I regret to inform you, they might be right about hydration.

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If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

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Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

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Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.