Trendy Funny Quotes

  • This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.
  • Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.
  • I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.
  • I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.
  • Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.
  • Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.