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We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

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Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

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Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

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Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

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One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

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Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

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Breakfast in bed: cute in theory, gross in practice.

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I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

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Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

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Betrayal only comes from someone we’re close to. Just like herpes.