Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppHello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please. At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life! Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes. Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911. Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!