Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet… Commentary:"Oh, the horror! 👀 Sounds like a true emergency situation! 🚨 Who knew meeting the neighbors could be an extreme sport? 🏃♂️💨 Hang in there, sir, help is on the way! 🚓😄" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation. Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please. I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!” Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine! Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.
