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A gentle reminder that if your birth year starts with a 19, you should consider wrapping the Christmas presents on a table, and not on the floor.

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So I just keep making dinner? Every night of my life? For forever?

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I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

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Oh, gross. I didn’t know there was protein in this powder. I was only drinking it for the lead.

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Just paid my bills. The only thing left on my card is my name and expiration date.

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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

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I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

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Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

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Nothing says entitlement like a goose family crossing the road.

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How many cups of coffee is OK to have every day? Is it eight? I’m pretty sure it’s eight.

95 shares on TikTok this month:

I will die on this hill or any hill really. I have no hill preference.

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My doctor just diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation. Now I’m worried shitless.

94 shares on YouTube this month:

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

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I wish I loved exercising as much as I love not exercising.

46 shares on Reddit this month:

I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!

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Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

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What are some beginner bad habits for someone just getting into ruining their life?

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GTA6 should have streams and wetlands so we can work to conserve and restore them.

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Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

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Not only is Santa not real, there are also no horny singles in your area wanting to meet you.

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The man who invented autocorrect has died. Restaurant in peace.

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November doesn’t have afternoons. It’s just morning until 2 p.m., then night.

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Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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Every squad has that person who has to go home early.

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The more I use social media, the more I see why children shouldn’t.

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The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

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Getting a random boner is a bit funny. Like, what is it, boy? What do you see?

Live now on Messenger:

Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

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I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even.

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My tapeworm is starting a podcast about the McRib.

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Channeling my inner forest ghost: hauntingly fabulous and slightly lost.

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Babe, you’re not acting according to my delusions right now.

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I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

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There’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your Adam Sandler fit.

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Soon as vampires become real, I’m first in line for my bite.

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Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.

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