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Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

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Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.

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All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something.

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Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

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This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

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I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

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I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

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First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies.

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My bank account is also in retrograde.

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It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.