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My worst fear is looking out my window at night, and someone looking right at me.

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Having a crush on someone as an adult feels like a humiliation ritual.

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So excited to go to bed and have the worst sleep of my life, and wake up exhausted and aching.

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Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

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2 months ago

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I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

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2 months ago

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I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

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2 months ago

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Sorry, can’t. I’m currently nodding in class so the teacher doesn’t feel sad.

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Airports are the perfect place to see people who are experiencing their first day on Earth.

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Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!

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About 40 muscles are activated when you eat just one donut. Follow me for more fitness advice.

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We interrupt coverage of one horrible story for breaking news of another horrible story.

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Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.

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If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

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I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

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Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.

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If chickens knew how good they tasted, they would understand.

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Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

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Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

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Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

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I cannot imagine being in high school right now. Imagine the world is eating itself alive and you’re in school.

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If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

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It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

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I like it when you’re reading a comic and you can tell the writer is pissed about what the last writer did to the character.

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Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year.

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I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

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Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.

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I hate when people say “It could be worse” because it could be better, too.

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The feminine urge to say “ouch” when I bump into things that doesn’t even hurt.

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Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

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My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

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All quiet on the frontal lobe.

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Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.

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Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.

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Nighttime is when I remember that one weird thing I said in 6th grade, and feel bad about it forever.

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I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

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There’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your Adam Sandler fit.

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Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

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My worst fear is looking out my window at night, and someone looking right at me.

Having a crush on someone as an adult feels like a humiliation ritual.

So excited to go to bed and have the worst sleep of my life, and wake up exhausted and aching.

Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

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