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  • Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.
  • Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?
  • If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.
  • I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.
  • Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.
  • The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.