Hey boy, are you my washing machine? Because neither of you know how long 10 minutes last. Posted on3 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Hey boy, are you my washing machine? 🧺⏰ Because just like it, you seem to have absolutely no concept of how long 10 minutes last! 😆⏳" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine. Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines. My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly. I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.