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My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

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At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

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I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.

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Flex on your kids by asking “are we there yet?” before they do.

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Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

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Quitting my job to focus on staying inside.

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It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

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Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

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I don’t hate you, I just don’t want to see you alive.

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Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?