Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.
- Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.
- No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.
- I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.
- Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.
