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Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

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Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

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Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.

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For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.

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Please don’t interrupt me when I’m trying to overhear something.

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When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

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My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.