Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.
  • I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.
  • 1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.
  • According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.
  • I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.
  • My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.