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"Seems like there's no shortage of big babies around here, but the stork must be on a sabbatical! 🍼👶😂 Maybe we need a crash course in adulting for better birth rates! 😉"

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Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

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Men be like “I hate drama,” and then have love triangles, secret babies, a wife, side chick, ex that’s still around, breadcrumbs, and unhealed trauma.

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l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

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Seems like being an asshole is a full-time job for some.

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Shopping is the only exercise I need.

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2 months ago

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There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.

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5 months ago

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60 shares on Telegram this month:

At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.

75 shares on Discord this month:

So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

83 shares on YouTube this month:

Oh, him? He’s my insignificant other.

47 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

80 shares on Facebook this month:

Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

96 shares on Twitch this month:

If at first you don’t succeed, the internet will let you know immediately.

97 shares on Reddit this month:

No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.

66 shares on Twitch this month:

My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.

10 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m at the age where I see a huge, beautiful mansion in a movie and think, “How much does it cost to heat that house in the winter?”

91 shares on Facebook this month:

My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

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My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

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If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

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Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

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Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.

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My favorite Christmas Eve tradition is the one where I tell my kids we have to get the house spotless, or Santa won’t come.

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We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

Forget pheromones, barbecue smells are always attractive.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

What are some good jobs for someone with no passions, interests, motivation, social skills, or strengths?

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Going viral on Discord:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

Trending via TikTok:

I’m not saying I’m old, but when I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

How does spaghetti know that I’m wearing light-colored clothes?

Just shared via Pinterest:

The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

Going viral on Facebook:

When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

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How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

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Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

Men be like “I hate drama,” and then have love triangles, secret babies, a wife, side chick, ex that’s still around, breadcrumbs, and unhealed trauma.

l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

Seems like being an asshole is a full-time job for some.

Shopping is the only exercise I need.

There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.

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