Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.
  • Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.
  • I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.
  • I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.
  • More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.
  • I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.