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Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.

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The downside to getting in a hammock is having to get out of the hammock.

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There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

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The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

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Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.

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Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

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Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

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The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

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Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.

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That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.