How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big b… Commentary:"Seems like there's no shortage of big babies around here, but the stork must be on a sabbatical! 🍼👶😂 Maybe we need a crash course in adulting for better birth rates! 😉" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless. My first mistake of my life was my birth. That awkward moment between birth and death. Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter. Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.