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As a childless adult, it is my duty to embrace hobbies and pastimes that my peers cannot, as they have sacrificed their free time to maintain the population. I must vibe and chill, and do fun things, in their honor.

May 29, 2026

If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

May 27, 2026

How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

May 21, 2026

Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

May 21, 2026