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Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.

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There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

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Trending via Pinterest:

Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

Going viral on Instagram:

I hate being in that mood where nothing’s really wrong but nothing feels right either.

Going viral on Telegram:

The part right before bench pressing when you’re laying down but not lifting is so good.

Shared recently on X:

My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I’ve never wished a man dead, but I’ve read some obituaries with great pleasure.

Shared recently on X:

My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Welcome to social media. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly.

Just landed via Discord:

My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

Freshly posted on X:

I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

3 months ago

How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

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Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

I asked myself if I was the problem and we said no.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

Love crawling into bed like it’s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

After my funeral, I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone, “Thanks for coming.”

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

We get it, comma, you went to Oxford.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on LinkedIn:

If this meeting were any slower, it’d be a landscape painting.

Making waves on Facebook:

Sorry, I’m late. I got caught up at home being happy.

Reported on Telegram:

I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

Freshly posted on Slack:

The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted.

Freshly posted on X:

They should invent a political party that doesn’t suck.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Did the people you had a crush on always like you back or are you funny?

Just shared via Messenger:

The best part about having a crush is when they crush all your hopes and dreams.

Spotted on Messenger:

Growing old is a process of saying “it’s probably nothing,” with increasing frequency and increasingly being wrong.

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Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode?

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