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I am deeply overwhelmed and yet incredibly bored at the same time.

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How can I be expected to get out of bed when I don’t want to?

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

The more I practice, the luckier I get.

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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.

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Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

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Today, I used a wire I’ve kept in my box of cables since 2011. Please applaud.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

My red flag is that I don’t make playlists on Spotify. I just add every song I’ve ever liked to the ‘Liked Songs’ playlist and shuffle that, like an iPod.

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Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

I love Queen and David Bowie, but why did they steal that riff from Vanilla Ice?

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The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

Just shared via WeChat:

Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

Spotted on Threads:

Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

British people be like “YouChube.”

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What base is it when he says, “I know you need it badly,” but he’s talking about sleep?

Making waves on Reddit:

I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

At the job interview with one AirPod in.

Going viral on Facebook:

Aura is the real business card.

How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.

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Witty text about personal character revealed through plastic wrap handling, humorous and playful.

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86 shares on Reddit this month:

Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!”

49 shares on Instagram this month:

Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do.

95 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

79 shares on WeChat this month:

The Bachelor is like “Meet Savannah from Brooklyn, Madison from Savannah, Brooklyn from Madison”

11 shares on Facebook this month:

I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

25 shares on Pinterest this month:

Stop using ChatGPT. You got a question, you come to me first.

65 shares on YouTube this month:

If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.

54 shares on Pinterest this month:

Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

81 shares on X this month:

My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

96 shares on Discord this month:

One of the main reasons to drink tea is because you can say, ‘Let me put the kettle on,’ and stuff like that.

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There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

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At least life has music.

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Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

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If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t.

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Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

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A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

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Being able to notice that a celebrity unfollowed another celebrity is some seriously jobless behaviour.

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When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

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Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.

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I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

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Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.

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If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

God forbid a girl wanna kiss and be kissed.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

The goose: Canada’s most violent saxophone.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

Staring at the sky for answers, nothing new.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them.

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I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

The amount of water you actually need to drink to be hydrated is so obscene. Who does this body think it is? A data center?

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

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It feels like it costs $100 a day just to exist anymore.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.

Going viral on Facebook:

Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

Live now on Pinterest:

Look at you with tape over your camera, while Amazon, Facebook, and Google have your whole life on file.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

Just landed via Twitch:

If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

Seen just now on WeChat:

What’s y’all’s favorite burner on your stove? Mine is front left. That’s my boy. That’s my big dawg.

Trending via Pinterest:

If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

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HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”

Just landed via Facebook:

If I delete a tweet, I should disappear with it.

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