How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.

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No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.

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Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

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Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

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I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

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You can’t hurt me. You’re not how I look first thing in the morning.

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When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

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Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

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The problem with believing that nothing matters except you, is that eventually everyone will just leave you alone to take extra special care of yourself.

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HR is giving me a hard time because I’ve been starting all my work emails with “Dearly Beloved”.

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Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.