I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

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Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

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They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

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Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

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Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

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The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.

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Take your days off, these jobs don’t care about you.

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I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado.

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I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.

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Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

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Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.