I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same. The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone. I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen. I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit. If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”