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It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

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I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

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My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

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Who needs an alarm clock when you have a bladder.

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Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

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I don’t have a five-year plan because every two years I realize I need a different life.

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If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.

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Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

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No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.

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“Age is just a number!” Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.