I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who says you can't have your wine and eat it too? This chef knows the secret ingredient to a good meal – just keep pouring until the food tastes as good as the chef feels!" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen. Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it. The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen. You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate. Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.