I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

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"Age might just be a number, but the speed at which it catches up with us is like the surprise plot twist in a movie 🎥👴🏼 Who knew time could be such a speed demon, right? ⏱️😅"

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