Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

When I’m in a good mood, I go to my blocked list and release one or two prisoners.

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I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.

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Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

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What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

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“Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy.

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If someone wants to spend time with you, they’ll let you know. Get rid of those people.

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My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

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I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

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I was actually about to do a workout when the couch threw itself protectively under me.