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80% of arguments start because someone hasn’t eaten yet.

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I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

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Staying weird for my own sanity.

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Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

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Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

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13 shares on Slack this month:

I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

51 shares on Messenger this month:

“Why do I feel like shit all the time?” I ask myself, while staring into the flashlight that tells me bad news.

70 shares on Twitch this month:

Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

42 shares on X this month:

Super excited to not contribute anything worthwhile today.

18 shares on WeChat this month:

How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

96 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I can’t believe I slept good all night. What a rush.

60 shares on Threads this month:

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

76 shares on X this month:

Nobody could stop me if I wasn’t tired all the time.

37 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

19 shares on Snapchat this month:

The only thing that could heal me is a memory loss.

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Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

Imagine hating me, and I’m not even paying attention.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

There are two types of people at work: Those who work and those who have become pros at looking busy.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

Never make a promise you can’t keep rescheduling.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

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Spotted on LinkedIn:

The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Due to personal reasons, I must make it in life.

Seen just now on WeChat:

If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

Just shared via Pinterest:

It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

To save money, you really just gotta stay at home.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

Seen just now on Facebook:

The worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses.

Seen just now on Discord:

“I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”

Breaking via Slack:

My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

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I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

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