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I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

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Ah, the good ol' days when ignorance was bliss! πŸ™ˆ Who needs internet trolls when you can have peace of mind instead? πŸ˜‚ Let's cherish the memories of simpler times! 🌟



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