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"Who needs a designated day for foolishness when you can excel in it every day? 🤪 Embrace your inner fool and let the shenanigans ensue! 🃏 #EverydayFool"

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98 shares on Twitch this month:

My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

49 shares on Telegram this month:

Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

64 shares on X this month:

Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

48 shares on Twitch this month:

Twitter is diarrhea of the mouth at its finest. Everyone is just going around vomiting whatever is in their brains.

99 shares on Slack this month:

Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

77 shares on Threads this month:

I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

52 shares on Facebook this month:

If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

99 shares on Reddit this month:

We can’t all be underemployed creatives. Someone in the group chat needs to know what an insurance is.

13 shares on Twitch this month:

My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.

65 shares on X this month:

I waste a lot of time putting my phone down to just pick it back up again.

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You really have to enjoy the way a man is acting in the beginning, because you will never meet that man again.

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My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

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Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

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I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.

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Being a writer means having a story you want everyone in the world to read, except anyone who knows you.

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Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

You want fast replies from a female? Argue with her!

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

Maybe Rome was built in a day. I wasn’t there.

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I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

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Whoever named them fitting rooms has a lot of nerve.

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Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

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The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.

Spotted on Reddit:

How does one stop eating ice cream when there’s still some in the container?

Freshly posted on Threads:

Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I liked it better when I was naive enough to think everyone was empathetic.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

Going viral on Messenger:

No, I can’t tonight. I already have plans to look at my phone somewhere else.

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I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

My wife just pulled me into the other room, and I thought she wanted to have a serious talk, but she just wanted to give me M&M’s without the kids seeing.

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I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

Keep the laugh going 😂

If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it.

You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

My wife just pulled me into the other room, and I thought she wanted to have a serious talk, but she just wanted to give me M&M’s without the kids seeing.

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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