I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

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“I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

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I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

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The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror.

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Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.

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If you’re looking for a wild woman, I just took all of my vitamins in one gulp.

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I’ve decided that I’m going to underthink today.

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This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

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One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

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I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro — it’s not personal.

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Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.