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We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them.

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Twitter is basically introverts gone wild.

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At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

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That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

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Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.

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Imagine giving someone your heart at Christmas, but the very next day they give it away. Haha, would feel so stupid.

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56 shares on Twitch this month:

Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

67 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

35 shares on Slack this month:

I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

84 shares on Discord this month:

On my phone, you’ll never see contacts saved as ‘babe’ or ‘love.’ I save full names—first and last—like a government office.

97 shares on Telegram this month:

I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.

52 shares on Telegram this month:

Life sucks. One day you have tiramisu, and then most other days you don’t. I hate that.

35 shares on Twitch this month:

Not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out.

79 shares on Pinterest this month:

Life is so draining, you fix one problem, here come 12 more.

43 shares on Reddit this month:

A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

45 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

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I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

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I’m so hungry, I could eat my own cooking.

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Being drunk and liking every tweet without reading it.

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Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

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Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.

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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

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My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

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If you get injured playing peekaboo, you end up in the ICU.

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Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.”

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Going viral on Pinterest:

When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.

Trending via Facebook:

Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

Breaking via Pinterest:

I wonder if this next thunderstorm is thinking of me, too.

Going viral on Discord:

The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

Seen just now on Instagram:

When you are a leg-bouncer and someone asks you to stop, it’s like they’re asking you to stop your own heart.

Breaking via WeChat:

Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

Seen just now on Slack:

Not to brag, but I’ve done nothing for several hours.

Live now on Twitch:

I need something good to watch while I’m on my phone.

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I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them.

Twitter is basically introverts gone wild.

At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.

Imagine giving someone your heart at Christmas, but the very next day they give it away. Haha, would feel so stupid.

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