Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”
  • Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.
  • My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.
  • I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.
  • I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.
  • I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.