I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

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Do you use AI, or is the AI using you?

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Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

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At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as mantis shrimp. What do you know about blorange and gurple?

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My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”

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Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.

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Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

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Trust me; this is the second millennium I’ve lived in.

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After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.

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Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.

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It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.