I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled. Funny Quotes October 13, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I am not someone you have to entertain if you invite me, because I will have canceled. I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled. Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed. Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed. I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down.
