💾 Save Image I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled. 2 weeks ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Don't worry about setting the table for me, I come pre-canceled! 🙅♂️🚫 Let's just cut to the chase and plan a rain check instead! ☔😄" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I am not someone you have to entertain if you invite me, because I will have canceled. I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled. I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down. After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk. Who called it an undertaker and not a host mortem? Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: am, cancel, commitment, host, humor, i, invite, me, party, social, someone