Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Do you remember when you looked through binoculars upside down and everyone was really far away? That was nice.
  • I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.
  • My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.
  • If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.
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  • It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.