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You are not obligated to post a video of yourself dancing.

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Are you just gonna go with the flow until you spiral down the drain?

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What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

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Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up.

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If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

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It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

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Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.