I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.
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"Looks like it's time for a shelf makeover! 🛠️ Don't worry, you're not expired, just a vintage classic ready for a little TLC. 💤 #TimeForANap"

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