I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired. Commentary:"Looks like it's time for a shelf makeover! 🛠️ Don't worry, you're not expired, just a vintage classic ready for a little TLC. 💤 #TimeForANap" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today. I was born tired, and I will die tired. If I ever tell you I’m not tired, I’m probably lying. I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired. I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf. After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.
