I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.

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I have money, then I don’t have money, it all happens so fast!

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I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

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Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

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The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

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My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.

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Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

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You do not have to prove your own humanity to others. Unless it’s a captcha.

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I’m not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the other 98% is.

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“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

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Some people’s laughs are funnier than the joke.