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Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

I went to a mind reader. She almost went mad.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

No time like now to start “flossing regularly” before tomorrow’s dental appointment.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

It was the becestershire of times, it was the worcestershire of times.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

Just found out my asexual friend was only using me for my companionship.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

Аbsolutely crazy to thіnk that Leonardo DіCaprіo’s future gіrlfrіend іs currently nervous for her fіrst day of kіndergarten.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

I’m just a crazy person looking for a crazy person who finds me completely normal.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

Sundays are no place for pants or responsibility.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

Delightful if true: booby trap.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

Hey, so this Mercury retrograde is actually really demonic and soul-crippling. Let’s wrap this up by midnight.

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Just landed via TikTok:

I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I love hard, but I stupid harder.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

Going viral on WeChat:

My favorite voicemails are those where the person doesn’t leave one.

Just shared via Discord:

And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Hey, so this Mercury retrograde is actually really demonic and soul-crippling. Let’s wrap this up by midnight.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

My spirit animal is a sloth on its fourth nap of the day!

Making waves on WeChat:

I’ve tasted long-term relationships, I’ve tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9 p.m. ..!

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

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I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

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If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

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To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

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I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.

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You really have to enjoy the way a man is acting in the beginning, because you will never meet that man again.

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Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

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My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

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16 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

19 shares on X this month:

I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.

64 shares on Pinterest this month:

Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.

63 shares on Snapchat this month:

Why sleep when you can stay up all night overthinking?

47 shares on YouTube this month:

Mothers will invent chores just to be mad you’re not doing them too.

39 shares on Reddit this month:

Not now, kitten. Mommy’s destroying and betraying herself for nothing.

70 shares on YouTube this month:

You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

86 shares on Discord this month:

Anyone else brush their teeth in the shower so they can get a little sloppy with it, or is that just me?

11 shares on Instagram this month:

Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

25 shares on WeChat this month:

“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

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I’m literally overstimulated with life. I need to scream on top of a mountain.

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My mirror needs a screenshot button.

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Do vape shops and nail salons actually make money, or is my town’s economy one big laundering scheme?

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Elsa froze her entire kingdom instead of dealing with her feelings. I respect that level of avoidance.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.

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I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me.

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Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like.

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Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

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At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I would just go.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

All my favorite activities involve a mattress.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, “Ew,” and you’re free.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

Masturbation is easy, but choosing a video is hard.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

Trust me; this is the second millennium I’ve lived in.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Discord:

Inside you, there are two wolves. Kevin Costner is dancing with both of them. I don’t know how this works.

Just landed via Facebook:

You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

Just shared via Telegram:

Welcome to your 50s, where coffee is the new happy hour and mornings are the new hangover.

Going viral on Twitch:

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

Trending via Reddit:

I don’t wanna brag, but I’ve been told I’m micro-management material.

Making waves on Discord:

Love how Batman: The Animated Series seems to take place in the 40s and the 50s and the 70s and the 90s all at once.

Trending via Twitch:

I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

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