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Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

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Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

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Wanna know a real adult life hack? Don’t tell anyone when you have a day off. Absolutely no one.

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Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

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Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

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They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

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That one friend who has a dangerously loose grasp on food safety.

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I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

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In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

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When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

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Live now on Facebook:

Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.

Spotted on X:

You’re so productive for your wage.

Going viral on Slack:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.

Just landed via Instagram:

Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

If you steal enough FitBits, they’ll just give you one for your ankle.

Spotted on Threads:

Today’s book recommendation: “The Art of Silence” by the famous Chinese philosopher Shut-Up.

Shared recently on Discord:

I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.

Making waves on X:

Relationship status: We have changed from “I love you” to “I love YouTube”.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.

Just landed via Reddit:

Funny thing about zombie movies – they never seem to go after the cameraman.

I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

6 months ago

I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

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Haha, imagine if your calculator app got gift-wrapped and exposed for its basic math skills! 🧮🎁 It would probably be blushing in embarrassment next to all the fancy apps out there. Oh, the shame of not being able to calculate its way out of a paper bag! 😂 #MathStruggles

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Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

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From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.

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Took a personality test and the results just said “uh-oh”

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Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

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Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

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It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

Thought you guys should know this was only Monday. It’s also still Monday.

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Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I’ll be home for Christmas, because that’s where I live.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

Trending via Snapchat:

My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.

Trending via X:

They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.

Making waves on YouTube:

D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs

Just landed via WeChat:

Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

Spotted on Discord:

Deleting dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in the HR department).

Breaking via Discord:

If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

Going viral on X:

I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again.

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