I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.

I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.

Commentary:
“Looks like someone’s trying to turn that watermelon into a real party animal! 🍉🍸 Who needs a fancy cocktail glass when you’ve got a giant fruit ready to bring the fun? Just remember to eat the fruit salad, not the booze salad! 😄🍹”

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