I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka. Posted on6 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless. Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout. In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.” Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries. Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.
