I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's trying to turn that watermelon into a real party animal! πŸ‰πŸΈ Who needs a fancy cocktail glass when you've got a giant fruit ready to bring the fun? Just remember to eat the fruit salad, not the booze salad! πŸ˜„πŸΉ"