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My signature move is always learning my lessons the hard way.

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If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren.

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Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

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It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

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“PTO” stands for “prepare the others” because you’re not gonna be there.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need a special occasion to buy a cake.

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Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

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Stop expecting people to be as cool as you, it’s a recipe for disappointment.

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At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

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I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”