Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.
  • The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.
  • Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.
  • Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?
  • Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.
  • Lately I have the attention span of wait what?