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You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”

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You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

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Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

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Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

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Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.

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It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

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And is your “sparkling personality” in the room with us now?

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Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.

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I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.

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How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?