💾 Save Image I could never be in the mafia, those guys stay up way to late. 2 weeks ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Sorry, I can't join the mafia, I need my beauty sleep! 💤 Plus, I hear their late night meetings are to die for! 😂🕴️💼 #SleepFirstCrimeLater" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again. My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed. Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds. Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. I don’t drink blood to stay young. I do it mainly for the lifestyle. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: guys, humor, i, joke, late, lifestyle, mafia, never, night, sleep, stay