I could never be in the mafia, those guys stay up way to late.

I could never be in the mafia, those guys stay up way to late.

Commentary:
"Sorry, I can't join the mafia, I need my beauty sleep! 💤 Plus, I hear their late night meetings are to die for! 😂🕴️💼 #SleepFirstCrimeLater"

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