I could never be in the mafia, those guys stay up way to la… Commentary:"Sorry, I can't join the mafia, I need my beauty sleep! 💤 Plus, I hear their late night meetings are to die for! 😂🕴️💼 #SleepFirstCrimeLater" Related Funny Posts 🤝 The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start. My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed. It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life. Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room. You have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible.
