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Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

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You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.

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By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south.

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I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

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Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

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Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

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Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

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They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.

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Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.