I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

Commentary:
“Who needs the weather as an excuse when the mere thought of running is enough to make you hit the snooze button? 🏃‍♂️🌧️ #RunningAwayFromRunning”

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