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I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.

I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.

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"Oh, the classic 'get fit quick and ride out the benefits' approach! ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ Who knew that a workout in 2010 could be all you need for the next decade? ๐Ÿ˜… Here's to hoping your muscles have a long memory! ๐Ÿ’ช"



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