Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • “Oh, I’d love to but I can’t.” Translation: I don’t want to so I won’t.
  • What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?
  • Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.
  • Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is.
  • Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
  • Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?