I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.

I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.

Commentary:
“Oh, the classic ‘get fit quick and ride out the benefits’ approach! 🏋️‍♂️ Who knew that a workout in 2010 could be all you need for the next decade? 😅 Here’s to hoping your muscles have a long memory! 💪”

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