Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
  • Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.
  • I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.
  • When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.
  • Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.
  • You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.