I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need. Posted onOct 5, 2023Oct 5, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste. Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks. Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first. I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.