Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.
  • At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.
  • My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.
  • I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.
  • Don’t worry password, I’m insecure too.
  • I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.