Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Eleven out of ten people are stupid.
  • I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.
  • You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door.
  • I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.
  • It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.
  • If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life.