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Social media may have been a mistake.

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Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

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I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

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My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

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Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

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It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

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I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

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If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

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Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.