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When I was a kid, I had to walk to Netflix.

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I got called “pretty” today! Well, the full sentence was “You’re pretty annoying,” but I only focus on the positive things.

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I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

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The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.

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The pointless tidy-up before a play date.

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Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

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A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

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Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

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Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

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The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.