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I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits.…

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits.…

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"Ah, the secret behind health, wit, and dance floor domination – all in a humble glass of wine 🍷💃 Here's to staying sharp and agile, one sip at a time! Cheers to keeping the doctor away with a side of sass and style 😉🥂 #WineWisdom"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged benefit, comeback, dance, dance move, enjoy, enjoyment, glass, glasses, health, health benefit, humor, i, move, moves, night, night routine, routine, wine, witty, witty comeback on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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