I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

I failed as a person; I'm a dinosaur now.

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“Failed as a person, huh? Time to embrace your inner dinosaur 🦖! Don’t worry, you’re vintage, not extinct. Just remember to roar louder and stand taller. Who needs to adult when you’ve got prehistoric vibes? 🌿🦕 #DinoLife”

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