Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

Stop making Fast and Furious movies.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

I am simply too intelligent to be happy.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?