I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

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Where can one find a sugar daddy? Asking for a friend.

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Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry.

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Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

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Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.

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Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

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Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

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There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

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Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

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My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

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I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.