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Man, these end times are taking forever.

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“You handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.

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Can’t. Typing a password into a TV.

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Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

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Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

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In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

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I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.

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Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

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I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

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I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

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I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

Just shared via Telegram:

I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

Going bananas on Discord:

There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

Going viral on Reddit:

Just realized John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have the same middle name.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

Going bananas on Reddit:

I recently discovered “movies.” They’re usually like an hour and a half long, and a pretty good way to kill time. Check it out.

I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

2 weeks ago

Clever and humorous text about quirky naming choices for common things.

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Haha, talk about a colorful imagination! 🌈👁️🍊 It's as if they were on a vibrant naming spree and decided to mix up eye conditions with breakfast beverages! Just imagine, "Excuse me, is that pink eye in your eye or just some orange juice residue?" 😂

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I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

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Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

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You will give your period 50 acres of prime pad, and it will still choose to encroach on your underwear.

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I just wish I had the confidence of my husband who thinks everything only takes 5 minutes.

83 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Sometimes all you need is a Saturday to sleep, eat, and do absolutely nothing else all day.

12 shares on TikTok this month:

I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

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After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

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You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

99 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

82 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

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They’re selling me on Temu tomorrow.

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I’m old enough to remember when FIFA was about kicking balls, not sucking them.

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When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

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A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

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The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

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I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

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Shutting up is gluten-free. Maybe add that to your diet, princess.

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11 out of 10 women are always right.

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Dear Black Friday… We all have big TVs now, put the groceries on sale.

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Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

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Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

I’m just so lazy because I’m still recovering from the fact that I used to be the fastest sperm.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

Foreplay is great, I particularly like the part where I peel them, chop them into pieces, then roast them in the oven until they’re all crispy and delicious.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you have a favorite stove burner.

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My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

You’re a “haha” girl, and I’m an “lol” guy. It just wouldn’t work.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

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Seen just now on Messenger:

Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

Going viral on X:

Being flirted with while you’re on the clock feels like a hostage situation.

Just shared via YouTube:

If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

Spotted on WeChat:

My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

Shared recently on Slack:

Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

Trending via Slack:

I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Don’t talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I’m at a concert.

Shared recently on Discord:

I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

Going viral on Twitch:

Using my one phone call to call Santa.

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