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"Looks like the cicadas are taking the 'screaming for six weeks' challenge to a whole new level 🦗🗣️ Hang in there, folks, we're all in this together – just make sure to avoid molting in public 😅 #CicadaLife"

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I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

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Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

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I used to be cool, but now I just can’t wait to get on the couch by 7 p.m., in my pajamas, with a quilted blanket.

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I’ve calculated my December budget and realized I can only afford to pray.

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I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

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It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

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You have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible.

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I really thought impromptu dance-offs were going to be more common.

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I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.

19 shares on WeChat this month:

*Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby* Is this guy bothering you?

25 shares on YouTube this month:

You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.

34 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

43 shares on Instagram this month:

No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.

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Caveman bartender: “This one’s on the cave.”

91 shares on YouTube this month:

You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

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Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.

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My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

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Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

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In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

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The Jaws theme stays on during sex.

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Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.

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Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

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Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

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A weekend in a log cabin with a hot tub sounds perfect right now.

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Boys say that girls are dramatic, but have you ever plucked a man’s eyebrow? They act like they’ve been shot.

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If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.

Just shared via X:

Shoutout to my kids because they aren’t listening!

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

Breaking via TikTok:

You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.

Spotted on Discord:

Hired a financial advisor, and his first piece of advice was that I don’t make nearly enough money to justify paying a financial advisor.

Going bananas on YouTube:

I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

Going viral on Twitch:

First you’re cringe, then you’re the blueprint.

Going bananas on Slack:

I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.

Just landed via Messenger:

Toddlers: the brutally honest roommates nobody asked for!

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I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

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I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

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I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

I used to be cool, but now I just can’t wait to get on the couch by 7 p.m., in my pajamas, with a quilted blanket.

I’ve calculated my December budget and realized I can only afford to pray.

I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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