Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.
  • Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.
  • No, I’m not stressed. I just constantly grind my teeth and clench my jaw for fun.
  • You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body.
  • Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.
  • I’m so cold, I wish I could get in the dryer.