Trendy Funny Quotes

  • No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.
  • I need a room full of mirrors, so I can be surrounded by losers.
  • The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.
  • IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”
  • I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.
  • Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?