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When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

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I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

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Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

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I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?

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Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

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If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

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They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

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I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

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People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

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You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”