Commentary:
Oh, the classic case of someone ad-libbing in life's script, throwing off your carefully rehearsed lines! 
It's like when you're play-acting a conversation in your head, and the other person decides to improvise on you! 
Stay on cue, people! #LifeIsNotARehearsal
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