I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

Commentary:
Oh, the classic case of someone ad-libbing in life's script, throwing off your carefully rehearsed lines! 🎭 It's like when you're play-acting a conversation in your head, and the other person decides to improvise on you! 😂 Stay on cue, people! #LifeIsNotARehearsal

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