Trendy Funny Quotes

  • People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?
  • Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.
  • If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.
  • I always fear that one day I will enter my house and find a thief, knocked out unconscious by the things fallen on his head from some closet.
  • My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.
  • Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.