I have an addiction to pattern recognition. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like a dotty situation, but I'm seeing spots in joining you on it! π€ππ¨ Related Funny Posts π€ Source??? Pattern recognition. My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle. My sleeping pattern ain’t even a pattern anymore, it’s a freestyle that’s on shuffle. By 30, you should have settled down with an addiction that works for your lifestyle, no second guessing. You go to work, come home, and [addiction]. The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.