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"Patience is a virtue, they say… but so is finishing tasks before you lose your mind! 😅 Looks like there's always an extra supply of daylight lingering when your patience is running on low batteries. ⏳🌞 #JustAnotherDayInPatienceLand"

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I don’t have an advent calendar, so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating what’s in there.

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Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

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I love posting my thoughts on the internet. Now they’re your problem.

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If I had my Pinterest wardrobe, I would be unstoppable.

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Giving out false information so I know who the leak is.

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If I was a mythical creature, I’d be a Sighclops.

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Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

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Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

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I need you to put the fun in refund!

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Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

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“Your boos mean nothing to me. I’ve seen what you cheer.” Is a goated doctrine. If Rick and Morty gave us anything, it gave us that.

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I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, “Not tonight, buddy.”

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I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

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Everyone tells me “take care”, but no one tells me why.

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Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnn…… the laundry.

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Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

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Knowing a guy who knows a guy is one of the most valuable things in the entire world.

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You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

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Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

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I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.

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I have found that there is usually a lot of day left at the end of my patience.

I don’t have an advent calendar, so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating what’s in there.

Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

Giving out false information so I know who the leak is.

If I was a mythical creature, I’d be a Sighclops.

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Can I come over and circle you like a vulture?

Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

Me passing someone: you slow mule! Me being passed: okay, speed racer!

As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

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Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.

Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.

I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

I can’t tell if I need coffee, a hug, or to just go live in the woods forever.

“You’re like if 9 a.m. on a Monday was a person.”

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Being awake is the worst.

Five out of six people find Russian Roulette to be a safe activity.

Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

I always fear that one day I will enter my house and find a thief, knocked out unconscious by the things fallen on his head from some closet.

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Underrated life skill: only doing what feels genuinely right and letting everything else go.

“Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.

Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.

Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

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