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  • Being social sucks all my energy.
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  • Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.
  • Time is precious, waste it wisely.
  • People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.
  • You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.