I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why this is a bad idea. Posted onSep 25, 2023Sep 25, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why this is a bad idea. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacker. You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither! I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead. Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead. Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.