I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why… Commentary:"Trying to explain it would be like trying to color a masterpiece with invisible crayons 🖍️. Some ideas are just too 'crayon'-crazy to bother with! 😆" Related Funny Posts 🤝 They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social. I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacker. Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses. Your problems are neither sexual nor spiritual, they are gastrointestinal. Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.