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I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why…

I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why…

Commentary:
"Trying to explain it would be like trying to color a masterpiece with invisible crayons 🖍️. Some ideas are just too 'crayon'-crazy to bother with! 😆"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bad, bad idea, communication, crayon, creativity, frustration, humor, i, idea, patience, show on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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