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I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

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One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a long weekend.

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We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

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I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.

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Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

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Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

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I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

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If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

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Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

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I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?