I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

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One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

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Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

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My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

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Just another day of not being hot and rich.

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Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

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At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.

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I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

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Even if there’s a murderer behind me, finish chewing before you tell me.

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I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.

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I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.