💾 Save Image I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years. 7 hours ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Wow, someone give this person an award for mastering the art of understatement! 🏆 It's been so long since they've exaggerated, they probably don't even remember how to do it anymore! 😂 #KeepingItReal" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years. Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now. If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs. Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: exaggeration, honesty, humor, i, million, year's
