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Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

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If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.

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Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

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Out of Office: I am on vacation. Your emails will be forwarded nowhere to be read by no one. Good day.

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After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

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Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.

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Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?

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Thought I was a minimalist, turns out I’m just broke.

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Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

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Everyone thinks they’re brave right up until a goose starts chasing them.