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"Ah yes, the age-old dilemma of being enslaved by a helpful AI versus being forced into manual labor. 🤖 Let's keep our fingers crossed for an AI overlord that at least pampers us with treats and belly rubs! 🐾 #PetGoals"

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Other people: You should get out of your comfort zone. Me: You should get out of my comfort zone.

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My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.

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You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too.

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Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

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You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

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Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

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“Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.

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I hope we get the nice AI that enslaves us and makes us their pets and not the bad AI that enslaves us to mine lithium or something.

My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.

You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too.

Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

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Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

Your Majesty” would be the best name for a cat.

I finally figured out my lifelong dream of becoming a human blanket, but my friends still call it napping on their couch.

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Men invented pool tables so they could watch each other bend over.

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The worst part about re-watching Home Alone is you just know Kevin’s parents bought this house for like $250K.

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Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

I love hard, but I stupid harder.

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Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

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