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"Ah yes, the age-old dilemma of being enslaved by a helpful AI versus being forced into manual labor. 🤖 Let's keep our fingers crossed for an AI overlord that at least pampers us with treats and belly rubs! 🐾 #PetGoals"

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I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit.

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Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

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I don’t like people driving fast—that’s the reason why I overtake them.

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If you’re thinking of becoming a parent, just imagine working 6,570 days straight without a day off.

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Cats are the best authoritarians. You will do their bidding, and you will like it.

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I put my music on shuffle then get mad when it doesn’t play the song I want.

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When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

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Pursuing an academic career is like thinking the stripper loves you.

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My AI-generated girlfriend is hotter than your real girlfriend.

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Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.

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So crazy to just be living every day through the slow-motion car crash of escalating fascism, and it’s still like, “Aww, man, I have to go to the dentist.”

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Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

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I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

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Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

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Who the hell keeps letting it be Monday again?

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Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

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If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t.

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Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.

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Being a people pleaser that no one is pleased with is the main cause of my anxiety.

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Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

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Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

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Wild Friday night, and by wild, I mean me and the other psychopaths at the gym.

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If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

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I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.

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I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

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The only appointment I’m ever on time for is disappointment.

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It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

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Post beach shower is undefeated. Greatest feeling a human could experience. Throw a nap in there, and you will never touch serenity so close.

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Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.

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I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.

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They should invent a day where it all makes sense.

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I hope we get the nice AI that enslaves us and makes us their pets and not the bad AI that enslaves us to mine lithium or something.

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I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit.

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I don’t like people driving fast—that’s the reason why I overtake them.

If you’re thinking of becoming a parent, just imagine working 6,570 days straight without a day off.

Cats are the best authoritarians. You will do their bidding, and you will like it.

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