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Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

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Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.

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You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

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Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways.

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Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.

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I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

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If you’ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone else’s turn.

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I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.

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Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again.