I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible. Posted on15 hours ago15 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day. Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi. If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women. I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me. I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.