I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit. Posted on5 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up. I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me. Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation. As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it. Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.
