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They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

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I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs.

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I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.

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Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.

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My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

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I’m at the age where I won’t make eye contact with someone because they look like a “talker.”

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Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little.

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I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

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Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

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You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.