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- Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd.
- People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.
- “Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.
- And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.
- First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.