I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd. People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part. “Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me. And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date. First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.
