I know life can be tough, but you still gotta wear deodorant.

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It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

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I don’t care for small talk. I prefer awkward silence.

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Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.

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These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

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Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

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Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

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I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

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You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.

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Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

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But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?