I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

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On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

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Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

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Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

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Sarah Connor would be awfully disappointed in us all, letting this Grok into our lives.

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I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

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Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.

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I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.

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The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

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Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

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No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.