I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

I know this ain't smart, but that never stopped me before.

Commentary:
β€œAh, the classic case of β€˜knowing better but doing it anyway’! πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ Who needs logic when you have determination, right? πŸ’ͺπŸ˜…β€

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