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I need a job where I don’t actually have to work.

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We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

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The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

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You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

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Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

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Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

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My most boomer belief is that you can often get a malfunctioning appliance to work again by slapping it.

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Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.

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Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

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Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.