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When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

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I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

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Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

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Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

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Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.

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I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

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If you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.

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Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

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Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

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I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.